the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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