It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
