yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
she looked like the before picture.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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