Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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