I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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