My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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