Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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