How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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