It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My cat gives me a boner
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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