No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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