508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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