Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Welp...herpes.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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