Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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