SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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