But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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