marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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