Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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