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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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