It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
