I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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