i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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