And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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