so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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