Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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