im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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