...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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