Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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