i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She needs sedatives and a leash
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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