doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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