You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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