talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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