finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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