Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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