that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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