she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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