well you can't waste a boner
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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