I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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