I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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