Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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