gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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