Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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