So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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