Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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