My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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