Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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