I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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