Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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