I puked a lego.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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