I must be too annoying 4 u.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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