i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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