It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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