Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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